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Lear, Edward, 1812-1888

"Nonsense Books"


If it does not then, it never will; and in that case the pig may be let
loose, and the whole process may be considered as finished.
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NONSENSE BOTANY.

[Illustration: Baccopipia Gracilis.]
[Illustration: Bottlephorkia Spoonifolia.]
[Illustration: Cockatooca Superba.]
[Illustration: Fishia Marina.]
[Illustration: Guittara Pensilis.]
[Illustration: Manypeeplia Upsidownia.]
[Illustration: Phattfacia Stupenda.]
[Illustration: Piggiwiggia Pyramidalis.]
[Illustration: Plumbunnia Nutritiosa.]
[Illustration: Pollybirdia Singularis.]
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NONSENSE ALPHABETS.

A
[Illustration]
A was an ant
Who seldom stood still,
And who made a nice house
In the side of a hill.
a!
Nice little ant!

B
[Illustration]
B was a book
With a binding of blue,
And pictures and stories
For me and for you.
b!
Nice little book!

C
[Illustration]
C was a cat
Who ran after a rat;
But his courage did fail
When she seized on his tail.
c!
Crafty old cat!

D
[Illustration]
D was a duck
With spots on his back,
Who lived in the water,
And always said "Quack!"
d!
Dear little duck!

E
[Illustration]
E was an elephant,
Stately and wise:
He had tusks and a trunk,
And two queer little eyes.


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