..You all want
to attain Illumination, I know that you do. You are good children.
But at the same time many of you have dirty and disgusting thoughts
about sex, sex and sex. Now you must put these rotten thoughts away.
You can't achieve Enlightenment thinking about sex. You must think about me.
If you meditate on your dear old Swami then you will become pure--
like your laundry..."
In "Constipation Cure" (Issue #7; April, 1981), Atmananda
struck out at the Moonies: "Constipated? Can't go at all?
REAM YOURSELF with Reverend Mune's Original Korean Holistic Reamer.
All Natural, Heavy Metal, Available in decorator colors."
In "Polarity Institute For The Criminally Insane - Formerly
Twingle's Military Academy for the Criminally Insane"
(Issue #6; March, 1981), Atmananda lambasted New Age groups:
"Dear Holistic Friends, It is with the greatest joy that I can
invite you to a free weekend of fun and kinkyness at the GRAND
OPENING of the Polarity Institute for the Criminally Insane.
We know that if you will come to one or two of our free sessions
we can hook you into a long term program which will cost you
thousands!...How do we manage this? By putting pictures in our ads
that are filled with subliminal sexual stimulation, by filling our
ads with a lot of nonsense about the types of therapies we offer.
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