CROW A bird that never complains without caws.
CULTURE A degree of mental development that produces tailor-made
women, fantastically-sheared poodles and dock tailed horses.
CUPID A driver of sharp darts.
CUPIDITY A driver of sharp deals.
CYNIC A man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing.
All work and no play makes Jack A Dead One.
D
Out of fight, out of coin.--The Pugilist's Plaint.
DABBLE v. t., To play in water. DABBLE IN STOCKS--Same thing.
DACHSHUND A low-down dog.
DANCE A brisk, physical exercise, invented by St. Vitus.
DATES A fruit commonly plucked from the Family Tree and spread on
the leaves of history. (Dist. bet. Dates and Peaches, which are
often associated).
DEAD Without life. See Boston.
DEADER Pompeii.
DEADEST Philadelphia.
DEADBEAT One who makes a soft living by sponging it.
DEBT A big word beginning with Owe, which grows bigger the more it
is contracted.
DEE-LIGHTED An Oyster Bay localism, derived from delighted.
(Patent and Dramatic rights to this word are, until March 4, 1905,
the exclusive property of T. Roosevelt, Esq.
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