Possibly his inferior had
addressed him as "Erb."
Well, all our prospects are pleasing and only Bulgar vile. I must now make
a martial noise, so _au revoir._
Thine,
PETER.
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[Illustration: DISTRACTIONS OF CAMP LIFE.
_Tommy_ (_by roadside_). "OUT ON THE SPREE AGAIN? GOING TO THE PICTURES?"
_Highlander_. "NO. WE'RE AWA' TO SEE YOUR LOT CHANGE GUARD."]
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"_The Motor Cycle_ says over 165,000 magnates have been made in Britain
for war purposes."--_Provincial Paper_.
And the New Year Honours List (political services) has yet to appear.
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"We owed all this more to our splendid navy and its silent virgil than
to anything else."--_Provincial Paper_.
We suppose the CENSOR won't let him narrate the epic exploits of the Fleet,
but he might have allowed him a capital initial.
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"Surbiton residents have supplied for British prisoners in Germany 800
waistcoats made from 2,100 old kid gloves.
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